Hi I’m Hugh, I’d really like to hear how you feel about my life’s work, pioneering research in Phalloplastic trolling techniques. Besides being a sick fuck, I’m a serious fisherman, committed to engineering the world’s first novelty lure that actually catches fish—and makes people laugh. Please send me your pictures, I want to hear your stories and see the Purple Intruder in action.

Hugh G. Rection
Founder/Visionary—Intruder Lures